Cambo Dia

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Cambo Dia
Cambo dia.png
Philadelphia Phillies - No. 90
Center Fielder
Born: ???

Caracas, Venezuela

Bats/Throws Left/Left
MLR Debut
Session 4 of the 2017 season for the Philadelphia Phillies
NABA Statistics (through S1S7)
Batting Average .375
Hits 3
Home runs 2
Runs batted in 4
On-base percentage .375
Teams
User Information
Reddit Username /u/horseydeucey
Discord ID # N/A


Cambo Dia (born ???), known also as Khmer Rouge, is a Venezuelan professional fake baseball center fielder for the Philadelphia Phillies of Major League Redditball. A free agent from Venezuela, not much was known about him prior to his signing. He wears a face mask to all of his ABs, even when it is sunny and nice outside. He was described by one Philadelphia reporter as, "An enigmatic, solemn individual that doesn't speak much and contents himself with a lone Gwen Stefani casette. The only English words he supposedly knows are 'Hollaback Girl' and 'This my shit,' which he has been heard uttering while rounding the bases following home runs."

2017 Season[edit]

Cambo Dia's power became clear in his first start against the Washington Nationals, with one of the farthest home runs to date in the MLR. He would end up hitting one further in his game against the Toronto Blue Jays in the next session, further cementing his surprising contact and power. He would often play backup or corner to Conrad Love, however, who was hitting over .400 for the entire season. He would end the season with 3 hits in 8 ABs, a modest showing for a cup of coffee his debut season.

In the 2017 Paper Cup, Dia would show his power again with a leadoff, 1st inning home run off of Sal Shark.

Stats[edit]

As of Season 1, Session 4

Statistics
Season G PA AB H 2B 3B HR R RBI SO BB SB AVG OBP SLG wOBA
2017 3 8 8 3 0 0 2 2 4 0 0 0 .375 .375 1.125 .605