Colorado Rockies

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Colorado Rockies
Established in 2017
  • Colorado Rockies (2017-present)
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The Colorado Rockies are an American professional fake baseball franchise based in Denver, Colorado. They are in Major League Redditball's National League, and are one of the eight expansion teams in the league. They were created by league founder and commissioner Pretzels Poffenberger.


Prior to the expansion draft, the Colorado Rockies announced a complete overhaul of their current uniforms and logos, they desired to have a new identity with a new league. They strayed from the traditional pinstripes for a more modern look.

Inaugural season (2017)[edit]

The Colorado Rockies were the first team announced for the MLR expansion lineup, helmed by Pretzels Poffenbergs. In the 2017 Expansion Draft, the Rockies selected Garrett Evans with their first pick, 1st overall. Evans was a contact/strikeout pitcher. Many considered the Rockies to take Jordan Peppers, as their names were tied together for a long time. However, the Rockies decided to go another route, feeling they needed a strong strikeout pitcher at Coors Field. With their second pick, the team selected neutral right handed third basemen Jack Alpha. The Rockies are slated to start their Opening Day game against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Coors Field.

MiLR Affiliates[edit]

Hudson Valley Renegades

2018 MLR Roster[edit]

1st 2nd 3rd
Starters Garrett Evans Hank Murphy --

Position Players
Position Starter Secondary Tertiary
Catcher Ronnie Voss Patrick Stump --
First Baseman Jumbo Dick -- --
Second Baseman Ralph Smith Dick McScrotington IV --
Third Baseman Jack Alpha Farzad Ahmadi --
Shortstop Rusty Kuntz Boof Veiz --
Left fielder Chad Baret -- --
Center fielder Jesse Kilgannon -- --
Right fielder Haywood Jablome -- --

2018 MiLR Roster[edit]

1st 2nd 3rd
Starters -- -- --

Position Players
Position Starter Secondary Tertiary
Catcher -- -- --
First Baseman -- -- --
Second Baseman -- -- --
Third Baseman -- -- --
Shortstop -- -- --
Left fielder -- -- --
Center fielder Joshua ‘Junior’ Roth -- --
Right fielder Gottlieb Giannopoulos -- --


(1993-2017) - Old Primary


(1993-2017) - Old Secondary


(2017-Present) - Primary


(2017 - Present) - Secondary

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(2017 - Present) - Alternate

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(2017 - Present)


Retired Numbers[edit]

17 - Todd Helton

33 - Larry Walker