Lee Allen Ripley

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Lee Allen Ripley
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Ripley Flying Out to Centerfield
Seattle Mariners - No. 13
Third Base
Born: 3/17/1995

Petaluma California

Bats/Throws R/R
MLR Debut
Session 1 of the 2nd season for the Seattle Mariners
NABA Statistics (through S1S4)
Batting Average .000
Hits 0
Home runs 0
Runs batted in 0
On-base percentage .000
Teams
  • Seattle Mariners (2017-2017)
User Information
Reddit Username /u/SubcheckForum
Discord ID # #0035


Lee Allen Ripley (22) is a American professional fake baseball third baseman for the Seattle Mariners of Major League Redditball. He is a contact hitter who bats and throws right handed. Ripley was drafted 45th overall in the 2017 Major League Redditball Expansion Draft.

Growing up as a "theatre kid[1]" Ripley had no intentions of ever being a 'snobby sports athletic douchebag'[2]] It wasn't until September 8th 2004 when watching Mr. 3000 that everything made sense. He was going to be a professional baseball player, mostly. Because of his petite stature he was not taken seriously by his jr high/high school coaches. He currently holds the record for lowest starting player batting average with the Petaluma Parrots at .012. Even though literally everyone said he wasn't worth his snot in baseball he wouldn't take 'No' for an answer and decided the only way to get the attention of major league scouts was to create 'professional level' videos showcasing his skills.

2017 Season[edit]

Lee Allen Ripley made his his Major League Debut in the first session of the second season of the MLR. He struck out swinging on a 1-2 changeup.

Stats[edit]

As of Season 2, Session 10

Statistics
Season G PA AB H 2B 3B HR R RBI SO BB SB AVG OBP SLG wOBA
2017 8 26 24 11 1 1 0 3 3 2 2 0 .458 .500 .583 .440