Poo Diego

From Fake Baseball Reference
Poo Diego
Diego.jpeg
A caricature made of Diego at a Seattle based carnival
Seattle Mariners - No. 6
1B
Born:

Mexico City, Mexico

Bats/Throws R/R
MLR Debut
Session _ of the ____ season for the Seattle Mariners
NABA Statistics (through S1S4)
Batting Average .000
Hits 0
Home runs 0
Runs batted in 0
On-base percentage .000
Teams
  • Seattle Mariners (2017-2017)
User Information
Reddit Username /u/yusuf69
Discord ID # #8118


Poo Diego (20) is a American professional fake baseball first baseman for the Seattle Mariners of Major League Redditball after being drafted in the 3rd round, 34th overall, in the 2017 Major League Redditball Expansion Draft. He is a neutral hitter who bats and throws Right handed.

Diego moved to Brownsville Texas when he was 3 years old. His father pressed him to play baseball at a early age and quickly showed a talent for it. By the time he was in a junior in high school he led his division in all time base hits and home runs. Many scouts believed that he would be a top 5 pick but after a flurry of embarrassing poems he wrote during his "emo" phase in his early teens were released on social media many teams didnt believe he had the 'grit' to compete on a major league team.


2017 Season[edit]

Poo Diego will debut have his Major League Debut in the second season of the MLR.

Stats[edit]

As of Season 2, Session 1

Statistics
Season G PA AB H 2B 3B HR R RBI SO BB SB AVG OBP SLG wOBA
2017 # of games # of plate appearances # of at bats # of hits # of 2Bs # of 3Bs # of HRs # of runs # of RBIs # of SB # of BB # of SB AVG OBP SLG wOBA