Kyle Grimes Jr.

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Kyle Grimes Jr., aka Smokey Key Grime Pie, is a rookie right handed reliever who was selected in the 8th round of this years draft. Not your typical reliever, Smokey works hitters with his craftiness and debilitating screwballs. When we tried to interview him on draft day he simply responded with, “I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a c**k like a burmese python, and the mind of a f*****g scientist” before walking away. We still don’t know how Smokey got there since the only question we got to ask was, “How do you feel about joining the Padres?”, but whatever we love his fire. So remember non Padre fans, when you hear his increadible walkout song start to blare out of Petco Parks speakers you should be very very frightened.

Walkout song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZDgGr1PO0